i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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