is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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