At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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