I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We have so much sex to catch up on
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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