He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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