This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
that is very illegal...i love you.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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