I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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