I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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