this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
