just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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