I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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