I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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