And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
