No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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