physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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