honey bunches of taint.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf