so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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