My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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