a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm always down for nudity.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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