So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
thus making me awesome and them whores
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Randomize
