How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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