No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize