Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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