i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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