they said they heard you say put it in my butt
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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