My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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