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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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