So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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