Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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