I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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