So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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