If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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