how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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