I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
