I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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