Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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