That's intense
I accidentally had phone sex last night
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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