Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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