Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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