Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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