Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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