she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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