PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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