i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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