You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
do nipples grow back?
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