You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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