Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.