Pappa wants mamma naked
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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