.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart