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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.

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• (516): View more from New York

  And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.

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• (530): View more from California

  If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.

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