Grow some girl-balls and come out already
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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