i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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