did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard