I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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