i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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