I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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