So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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