They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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