Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i now understand why vodka
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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