It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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