well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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